Rosters for the first cluster of Mystery Trips are as follows:
Greg Wamsley
Strengths:
· Trip planner extraordinaire & attention to detail
· Misdirection specialist
Weaknesses:
· Could be bribed with shockingly small amounts of peanut butter.
· Has experienced complete personality changes (aka ‘New Greg) as a result of previous trips. This is an obvious risk.
Ashley Jakobi
Strengths:
· More aggressive than a honey badger
· Quiet demeanour makes for the ideal Mystery Trip planner – no chance info will get leaked
Weaknesses:
· Known to go out on the town the night before important Mystery Trips – this is a liability
· Lack of experience in mystery tripping compared to other participants. She’s a rookie.
Tom Benson
Strengths:
· Speaks Italian (hint: this will come in handy for one of the first trips).
· Willingness to go anywhere, do anything, eat anything, sleep anywhere.
Weaknesses:
· Also known for personality swings on trips. Dick Tom has made more than one appearance.
· Fear of onions (this will be an issue when the next trip is to Elba, NY – look it up).
Danielle D’LimaStrengths:
· Speaks French (although not Parisian French so let’s not go there).
· Enthusiasm for all activities despite weather conditions
Weaknesses:
· Sandwiches – a trip can go off the rails without sufficient number of sandwiches.
· Falls asleep within minutes of being on any mode of transport.
Colin Freeman
Strengths:
· Willingness to be blindfolded in all situations. Yes, I said it.
· Open minded (aka willing to try new beers).
Weaknesses:
· Refuses to be in same room as any conversation about Mystery Trips.
· Sweats profusely when flying.
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